Who is Paul anyway?
Paul migrated to the northern lands of Kan-ah-dah, with a few Slavic tribesmen and tribeswomen right at the end of the last Ice Age. Now that was some global warming! Our ice floes almost melted before we reached the shore and built a cave in Ott-ah-wah in the eastern land of On-tar-ioh.
Paul is skilled in cryptic petroglyphs known as Pryh-Grams, web-weaving and net-making, and also making of spears, axes, and shelters.
He also likes roasting a mammoth steak on the newly invented firepit, and making and drinking various potions of fermented fruit.